How Clean Is Your House?

James Hayward is a science teacher and his lab is a model of cleanliness, but at his place, it's a very different story. Since he moved into his flat, he's transformed it from a home to a hovel. Can this mucky professor turn his back on his dirty past?

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Sevenoaks in Kent to spruce up the untidy home of a woman whose twin lives opposite her - in an immaculate house.

Tip worker Bob Harnett Williams has a nasty habit of taking his work home with him. Queens of Clean Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie are used to dirt and smells, but nothing could have prepared them for the pong caused by over four tonnes of rubbish that they find in Bob's house.

Ann and Adam Massingham's farm is a happy, busy affair: a tumbledown country retreat in which chickens roam, geese loiter and a goat called Charity struts around the outhouse like an Edwardian duchess. Unfortunately, that's where the fairy tale ends. For although the Massinghams' farm is a delightful agrarian idyll, their house is an absolute ruddy disgrace. There's hay in the bedroom, fungus on the windowsills and some sort of dungbased growth on the kitchen floor. Naturally, Kim and Aggie are appalled. "I'm appalled!" honks Aggie, scowling at a mug with black stuff in it. "Dirty beggars!" agrees Kim, as she extracts a cobweb the size of Kent from the sofa. It's a delightfully warm-hearted start to the domestic taskmistresses' latest series. With stentorian disapproval swiftly supplanted by cheery encouragement, the results are so dazzling that even Charity seems stirred.

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit the Cornwall home of David and Angela May.

The Queens of Clean pay a visit to 44-year-old Glaswegian Scott, who runs a miniature racing cars business in the middle of his front room.